Beautiful Bubble

My good friend Kelsey posted this on my Facebook. I thought it was too awesome not to post, so here you go!

Ice Cube Gum?

When I first saw this gum I was immediately intrigued. Gum that doesn't come in a rapper, it comes in a cube.... an "Ice Cube". I specifically chose to review the kiwi watermelon flavor simply because it is the easiest flavor to get wrong. Ice Breakers got it somewhat right. I can't really taste the kiwi, but I definitely taste the watermelon. There are only 10 cubes in the box, so the "pack" goes quickly and honestly so does the flavor. Totally turns to mush and that is my #1 pet peeve. Cute idea but not a practical gum choice. 2 1/2 out of 5 chews.

CLASSIC MAN'S GUM by Matty Pipes

I can remember many firsts in my life; the first time I had sex, the first time I got a "C" in school, even the first time I recognized sarcasm for the glorious invention it is. I can't, however, recall the first time I chewed gum. I imagine my first piece was some long pink rectangle made hard from being stuck to baseball cards all summer. Or, maybe it was a fruity Bubbalicious treat gifted me by my mother in exchange for my silence at a check-out stand.

Try as I might though, I can't pinpoint that inaugural flavorblast; that initial smackdown. Seems sad considering how long I've been chewing gum. I've smacked the good stuff since before the big gum trends of the 00's. Before the the introduction of the trendy, but eventually pointless, flavor crystals. Before the watermelon-slash-tangerine mashups. Way before the updated plastic pop-out-the-back packaging.

I'm a Wrigley's kid--the classic man's gum. But only with the original packaging. Unwind the red ribbon at the top and there they are; twenty tinfoiled soilders standing in a row, awaiting there next mission. A tightly packed silver platoon, asking What Do You Need?! Fresh breath? Something to tide you over until lunch? An oral disguise so your boss doesn't suspect your smoking?

I'm not saying I don't venture into the new gum crazes of the day. I enjoy the juicy combos from Orbitz and Stride like everybody else. And, let's be honest, at 2am at the bar I'd consider chewing black licorice bubblegum from a 20-year-old CrackerJack box if I thought it'd get me laid.

But, all things considered, nothing transports me like the taste of a Wrigleys. All other gums seem cluttered. A stick of Wrigleys makes me think of my hometown. Makes me feel like a grown man rather than a kid on a sugar high. Makes me wish it was the first stick of gum I had ever tasted. And who knows, it very well may have been.

Designer Gum

I almost went a whole month with out updating my gum blog. Summer time is just too much fun.

But WOW! Look at Orbit's designer packaging. Each pack now comes with it's own special design. Same flavor, just a much cooler look. I give Orbit "Fashion" Spearmint Gum 3 1/2 out of 5 chews.

Birthday's and Barcelona

In case you didn't know, my 30th birthday was this past week. I had the best of times with all my friends and had a weekend full of parties. My good friend Alexis went to Barcelona the week before and brought me back a birthday present, different flavors of Obrit Gum! I lost a pack during my weekend bday festivities but these are the 3 I had left, Strawberry Banana, Green Apple and Tropical. I have to say the Tropical was the best, 2nd the Green Apple and 3rd the Strawberry Banana. Overall I would give Barcelona Orbit Gum 4 out of 5 chews. It is pretty legit!

Strawberry Twist

Trident Strawberry Twist is my new favorite gum and therefore will be the gum that I chew all summer. My new go-to! The flavor is very sweet but tastes like yummy strawberry's. 4 1/2 out of 5 chews.

SWEET Tropical

Extra Fruit Sensations Sweet Tropical really does taste like fruit. It is the first gum I have tried that has incorporated grapefruit into its flavor. Bold move and executed well.. I give this gum 4 out of 5 chews for both its flavor and originality. Props to Extra for "extra" flavor on this one!